Brastrophobia

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dondogoier:

ya-boy-levi:

soomanie:

ya-boy-levi:

soomanie:

ya-boy-levi:

*takes creative writing class*
*writes fanfiction*

*takes art class*
*draws otp*

*takes media art class*
*makes anime gifs*

*takes music class*
*makes cover of anime opening*

*joins speech and debate*
*preaches anime*

*takes boxing class* *beats up these nerds*

moonstarsparkle:

My Kiss
Anna: I see you have a white streak just like mine. I dreamed I was kissed by a troll.
Me: *mumbles* Well, I’m trying to get kissed by a princess, I’m still looking for the one.
Anna: (because I mumbled) So you want a kiss from a Prince or a Princess?
Me: *still mumbling* Princess.
Anna: I can help with that! Come here.
And there you have one of the most important moments in my life.

moonstarsparkle:

My Kiss

Anna: I see you have a white streak just like mine. I dreamed I was kissed by a troll.

Me: *mumbles* Well, I’m trying to get kissed by a princess, I’m still looking for the one.

Anna: (because I mumbled) So you want a kiss from a Prince or a Princess?

Me: *still mumbling* Princess.

Anna: I can help with that! Come here.

And there you have one of the most important moments in my life.

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

archatlas:

Kiddie Arts Telmo Pieper

"Digital painted creatures and stuff based on my own childhood drawings. I designed these creatures at the age of 4 and now reincarnated them with digital painting" 

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

sherlock giving a eulogy 

reallyreallyreallytrying:

mystic-bullshitt:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

*they’re

congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps

polka-dot-clouds:

I will show this photo to my kids when they don’t believe me

(Source: poyzn)

youre-such-a-dipthong:

chapters-in-my-diary:

chapters-in-my-diary:

Three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?

They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

Go to sleep Megan

(Source: mechagod)

(Source: pussylipgloss)

nuditea:

atheistblowjob:

nuditea:

straight women who casually use the word “girlfriend” to refer to their platonic lady friends, i have nothing against you, but you make the world really confusing,

I love this because it means that just a little, heteronormativity has decreased

i think a woman who would never say “boyfriend” to refer to a platonic male friend using the word “girlfriend” for a platonic female friend and assuming everyone will know it is a non-romantic relationship evidently by very nature of it being between two women is actually kind of the definition of heteronormativity

WEISS YOU USELESS LESBIAN

(Source: xekstrin)

(Source: miaman)

waluigipinball:

kiwq:

oimeme:

wasted

betrayal 

mm whatcha say

waluigipinball:

kiwq:

oimeme:

wasted

betrayal 

mm whatcha say

(Source: mitsukiyamamoto)

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

a horror genre video game where people keep asking you to hold their baby and you have to fight off increasingly determined hoards of monsters without dropping it

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