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danverskate:

apparently the agents of shield cast was kinda shy at last year’s comic con compared to this year’s

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now they’re vets and showing their true colors

pyrofrost:

So, what happens when I watch the Mad Max trilogy and restart Fallout 3 in the middle of an Avatar craze? Post-Apocalypse Korra, that’s what.
This was tons of fun, will definitely do more of this.
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pyrofrost:

So, what happens when I watch the Mad Max trilogy and restart Fallout 3 in the middle of an Avatar craze? Post-Apocalypse Korra, that’s what.

This was tons of fun, will definitely do more of this.

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ohfiitz:

Ok people let’s get this straight

Melinda May is called ”The Cavalry" and NOT "The Calvary

I mean yeah we all know May is badass but i’m pretty sure she’s not where Jesus Christ was crucified thank you very much

escapeawkward:

i wonder if there is anyone nervous to talk to me.

(Source: biblefag)

dogtit:

imagine it

yang and weiss are gettin hot n’ heavy. like, grade a+ make outs are happening. yang husks, “where do you want it, princess?” into weiss’s ear. before weiss, flushed and flustered, can reply, there’s a knock on the window. they turn. 

blake is standing at the window. she slams a paper against the glass. the paper reads ‘it’s heiress, actually’.

basedpyrrha:

and that’s not the only time i’ve pinned blake belladonna to a wall

sentimental-sanity:

clonesbians:

weloveshortvideos:

Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly

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This is GOLD

danytheme:

We all like to talk about that “Running like Naruto" phase that all dorky weaboo kids go trough, but what we don not talk enough about is the later “Sitting and eating like L" phase that all dorky weaboo teenagers go trough

cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

korrapted:

excuse me korra are u okay

korra your face

In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.

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why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

(via retconcorps)

'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR'   'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS'   'TRULY AMAZING SIR'  
(via theinfinitejests)

(Source: thirddeadlysin)

jionttt:

complete 180 degree flip like a perfectly grilled hamburger patty

(Source: jionttt)

the good news is i sent in my email of resignation so i won’t have to keep being a nocturnal loser forever!

the bad news is it’s a 2 week notice and i work the next 2 nights

horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D